Friday, May 25, 2007

Crummy Faggot

I just posted this on Togerland, so sorry if it's old to you. But anyhoo...

I don't know if any of you listen to Johnny McGovern's podcast. He has Sophia Lamar on regularly and she is a hoot! She recently gave her top 10 reasons you may be a crummy faggot...

10. You wear flip flops

9. You ask for a drink ticket

8. You have highlights

7. You have a Christina Aguilera ring tone

6. You are so tan that you are orange

5. You are an escort

4. You think that the Gotti boys are fashion icons

3. You haven't slept in 4 days

2. You wax your asshole

1. You wear a t-shirt w/ a tie

Loves it! I think I know a few people that have more than one of these traits. I admit I wear flip flops. One out of 10 ain't too bad! LOL! Enjoy your holiday weekend my fellow Yanks.

2 comments:

Chicago_Sexbox said...

I'm guilty of 1.5 of those things. Oh well, Johnny Mcgovern looks like he has down syndrome anyways. I'm not too worried :)

bomitoni said...

he is kinda creepy looking! lol! plus all those queens ever talk about is voguing. it's like it's 2007. not all of us still live in paris is burning.