Thursday, June 29, 2006

Ride It

Haven't posted in awhile. Gay pride was a blast. We had lots of fun w/ Gina, my Milwaukee Sister, etc. Not standing outside watching the parade was the best thing we ever did! We did not have to wait in line to get in anywhere, nor was there a line because all the commoners were outside. Ha! Quite honestly I don't give a rat's ass about the actual parade. You've seen one parade, you've seen 'em all. A sample...

Float 1: Drag queens
Float 2: Something Political (ie I HATE BUSH)
Float 3: Half naked men dancing to faggy dance song
Float 4: Dykes on Bikes

Now multiply that by 10 and there's the parade. We totally got smashed. I think we drank at least 5 pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea. I lost count. It was so much fun, it was good seeing people and getting drunk :) We tried to go to Circuit after Roscoe's but I was so wasted we ended up hopping in a cab and going home.

Needless to say we never made it to Pat Benatar that night. Sorry boo boo. Once we got home I somehow managed to order Thai food, eat two bites and pass out. Another succesful pride.

So do any of you actually have Monday (July 3rd) off? We have to work and then we're off for the 4th on Tuesday. WTF. I am so annoyed. I am treating Monday as a slacker day. I'll sell stuff on ebay or something.

Tonight we are going to Palatine, IL to see Tiffany!

For anyone interested she's playing at Durty Nellie's at 9pm tonight w/ Jeff Timmons of 98º. You all know I love me some Tiffany, so I will be squealing in the front! In case you didn't already know Rob and I actually met at a Tiffany concert the last time she was in Chicago three years ago! How gay I know, but were it not for that show I wouldn't be in the loving relationship that I am in now :)

So let's watch a clip of Tiffany performing RIDE IT, my favorite song off her latest album DUST OFF AND DANCE:

Have a happy Thursday everyone...

Sunday, June 25, 2006

It's Raining On Prom Night

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting ALIGN=leftNo it's not Prom Night, but it might as well be, it's Gay Pride today here in Chicago and it's raining out! WTF!?! Oh well. I will not let it damper our festivities today. I guess we'll just see a bunch of rainbow umbrellas on display. The poor trannies, what will they do?? For those of you who I happen to run into it, let us get trashed in unison. If I drunk dial you (Glennys, Meiver, Sal, etc.) be thrilled! My drunk dials are C-L-A-S-S-I-C!!! I should probably start to get ready, as there are SEVERAL pitchers of Long Island Ice Tea awaiting me! As my friend Ryan in Milwaukee dubbed today, let's get going to the Running Of The Fags! That photo is a random drunk photo of me, so you'll know what I'll look like today (one of many drunk faces) in case you see me.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


Why oh why do cab drivers reak? Monday I stayed late to help out on my coworker's project, so I decided I would expense a cab. After getting cash I hailed a cab and I kidd you not, it smelt like he hadn't bathed in a week! WTF!?! He had the air blasting and that didn't help matters, as the smell was seeping into every crack and crevice of that yellow limousine. I wish there was some warning sign or something. Usually I am drunk in a cab so I don't notice, but during those after work excursions home, I always get the ass funk cab. I can't even describe the stench. He smelled like he put on too much oil or something. Eeeew eeew eeeew!

To top that off today I went to use the restroomm at work and I swear someone gave birth to a brown baby when I walked in. There should be a warning light lit when the men's room smell's like ass. Don't know why I am talking about stanky smells, I guess I am just procrastinating about finishing my project. Better haul ass. Peace out.

Monday, June 19, 2006


It was hotter than ass this weekend. I HATE SUMMER!!! I just can't stand the heat, it feels so suffocating. To make matters even worse we have NO AIR CONDITIONER!!! Hoping to buy one this week. Needless to say I didn't paint as it was too hot to do anything.

Can't really post much as I have a big project I'm trying to finish. But I decided to take a quick mental break. My bf rented Freaks & Geeks this weekend and we had a mini marathon.

I hadn't seen these in awhile. What a fucking awesome shoe. Too bad it was so short lived.

I'd like to join my Milwaukee Sister in helping promote the latest Dannii Minogue release The Hits & Beyond as well...

Buy it bitches! She rocks!

Must get back to work. A pitcher of Long Island sounds so good right now. Is it Sunday???

Thursday, June 15, 2006

If you feel the funk

I'm happy to say that the copies I ordered of the re-release of La Toya Jackson's debut album arrived today! Great job. And just so everyone knows, my Milwaukee Sister got a shout out in the thank you's!

So I am still unpacking. Almost done. This Saturday I'm hoping to paint the living room. I am going to do a light cyan, and I FINALLY found some stretch slipcovers for our sofa and loveseat that I like. I swear as soon as it looks decent I'll post some pics :P

Have you ever gone to Basically they have clips on old cartoons, kids shows, etc from the 70s, 80s and 90s. So we started typing in names of shows and I came across this one...

Anyone remember this one??? I used to love it!!! I also found this one...

I could post them all, but I don't want to bore you all. Work is unfortunately going to keep me busy the new week or so. I'm so looking forward to the Pride Parade on June 25. Glennys, Meiver, etc. expect drunk dialing!!!

Friday, June 09, 2006

You may now resume...

to your nomally scheduled blogging...

I'm back! Our move was a success, we got the old place clean, etc. Now it's just a matter of finishing unpacking. Aghh! So I'll attempt tackling that this weekend. I'm also helping out my coworker on her rummage sale. I'm hoping to sell some stuff of my own.

I'm über excited because I just found out that Racine will be opening for Peaches and they will be playing the Vic on July 17!!!!!!! How friggin' cool!!!!! Peaches is kick ass live and I can't wait to hear her new album, but I am so excited to be able to see Wendy James live!

My twin blog has moved her blog again! You can now access it @

So Rob and I are obsessed w/ Degrassi The Next Generation.

Even though it's a total rip off of the original and far more superior 80s series, it's still addictive. We've decided we need to create a drinking game for this new series. Everytime they rip off Degrassi Junior High or Degrassi High we take a drink! We'll have no liver left! LOL! I'd like to thank the lovely souls over at youtube for uploading all of these!

Okies, I should get going as I have a meeting to run to. Just wanted to drop in and say heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Sunday, June 04, 2006

I'm alive

Yes peeps I'm alive. We are 99% moved in. Still have a few odds and ends to bring from our old place, but after we pick that up today we will be all moved in!!

It's great. I love our new place, the new block (even though it's only about 4 blocks away), the new neighbors thus far, the location, etc.

Overall I have to say this was an extremely easy move. Hiring movers was the BEST THING WE EVER DID. It made our move so much easier. If anyone in the Chicago area is moving anytime soon, might I suggest using these guys. They were super fast (they were done in 2.5 hours) and super friendly and courteous. I don't know why I never hired movers before in the past. So worth it. Maybe I was too cheap before, but I am glad I wised up.

I must get going. Like a dumb ass I packed away my cell phone charger and I don't remember which box it's in! Ahhh!!! It's been dead for about 24 hours now. After we're all settled in and stuff I'll post some pics of our new place :)

Peace in yo' middle crease!