Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Cotex

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Yay! Sasha won Big Brother VIP!!!! Yay!! I hope this means there will be newfound interest in her and they will finally release some of her older material on CD :)


The holiday weekend was pretty unproductive. But in a goodway. File under ghetto...Friday as I was coming back from PetSmart, I noticed that someone had thrown away a coffee table. We don't have a coffee table I thought. So I waited til around 10pm and though, what the heck. I walked over to the alley, and lugged my new coffee table home. It's not really what I was looking for, but it was free and it was really good quality! So my upcoming arts & craft project is to fix it up. Make it a little more "Joe". I just won these stained glass mosaic tiles on ebay. I am going to paint the top of the table blue, and cover it w/ tiles! Coolios.


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Just because. Another picture of hottie Bobby The Package Pulido. Grrr...let me have a moment to myself. BTW...Sista M, this is the pic I was telling u about! Beefaroni indeed!


So on Sunday Jorge & Raymond invited me to a little gathering at Raymond's nephew's place. I happily obliged because a) I was broke and b) our fridge is out (we are using the one in the basement in the meantime). Anyhoo it was nice. So as the evening progressed Raymond continued to share more drunken Joe stories from last Sunday. LOL! So he's like do u remember getting into an argument outside of Circuit w/ some guy? I was like no. Here goes....


So some guy gets kicked out of Circuit, completely wasted. You turn to him and say 'Bitch you need to go home'. He than turns to you and says 'No fuck you bitch, you need to go home!'. In turn you turn around and say to him 'Bitch go change your Cotex!'


LOL! LOL! LOL! Holy shit I could not stop laughing!!! I was so lucky I didn't get my ass kicked. LOL! Figured you'd all enjoy that.


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So since we are on the topic of Cotex...it's been awhile since I've shared a song w/ you all. That infamous line that I kept spewing at everyone at pride comes to us via none other than the ladies of BWP aka Bytches With Problems. If you know me, I love me some raunchy dirty girl rappers! My Milwaukee Sister shared w/ me another one of his Box childhood gems! I've adopted this song as well. Let me forewarn you that it's rather graphic, raunchy, what have you. But it's crap like this that I find absolutely hilarious!!! Enjoy...Cotex by BWP. BTW..it's Cotex not Kotex. This is da ghetto!

17 comments:

espelina said...

OMG! I literally LOL'ed over here! ('Bitch go change your Cotex!')My co-workers think I've lost it...

bomitoni said...

LOL...glad to know my raunchy sense of humor sits so well w/ my twin blogger :) Isn't the song hilarious???

Chicago_Sexbox said...

god, i hope i get to witness some good Cotex moments next weekend! lol

bomitoni said...

Lookout weekend...here come the milwaukee sisters!

MatadorMexicano said...

DAMN pulido looks hot!

i can never get into ebay... it takes way too much time, more than sayehy and myspace combined

bomitoni said...

he is hot! and ebay....is sooooo addictive. u can find some great finds there!

Cracked Chancla said...

bobby pulido is hot. great eyecandy. if its not too much to ask make sure to show us before and after pics of your coffeetable project.

bomitoni said...

good idea! i will do so :)

Rata de dos patas said...

What a great, profound song... lol. Anything with the word cotex in it will sure grab my attention. For more raunchiness, let me suggest "las ultrasonicas" an all girls trash-rock band that has an awesome song called "Vente en mi boca" which is just about what you're thinking...

Cheers.
RDDP

cindylu said...

I've never noticed Bobby Pulido, but thanks! I'll have to listen to that song when I get home.... hmm

bomitoni said...

omg...i want to hear that song now! trashy en español is even better!

cindylu...hopefully u have a sick sense of humor (like i do) and will be rolling on the floor w/ BWP!

Astrompeta, El Azote de la Farándula said...

Entérese en www.astrompeta.blogspot.com de qué sucedió con Danielita Luján tras el lanzamiento de la pulsera Operemos a Dani, y viva uno más de los Astrompeta´s Greatest Shits, ¡será divertidisisisísimo!

sonrisa morena said...

hhmmm? reading your blogs reminded me of my days back at circuit and chester's...drunk and not remembering what had happened the night before!! interesante si si muy muy interesante :-) good luck with your coffee table! i like cracked chancla's idea

Anonymous said...

OMG!! THAT PICTURE OF JAIME CAMIL IS SO HAWT!!! I NEED TO PRINT THAT OUT..DO YOU HAVE THE ACTUAL MAGAZINE?? ARE THERE MORE PICS OF HIM? (BJORKLIN)

rob said...

luvvvv the tiles.
what a great idea!
do you mind if i steal it?

bomitoni said...

go for it! i actually am doing it because a friend of mine has a coffee table w/ tiles and i LOOOOOOOVED it :)

Bellyflutters said...

I have vente en mi boca, it's in last years' lamc compilation.
te mando una copia si quieres...
mandame tu adress por email.

just for ur raunchy enjoyment:

vente en mi boca
chiquillo vente ya
vente en mi boca
te quiero saborear

saca lo coca
pica la roca
no importa que sea poca
vente en mi boca guau!

ah! ah! tu me vuelves loca guau!

;-)