Everyone else has one...so why can't I?

100 things about me:


1. I was born on January 11, 1977


2. I am in love


3. My boyfriend's name is Roberto


4. I call him Rob


5. I love Indian food


6. I hate my job


7. I wore braces for 6 years


8. I had to relearn Spanish when I was 15


9. I have never thrown up from drinking


10. Peanut butter gives me gas...real bad


11. I had a Debbie Gibson birthday cake when I was 11


12. I have two older sisters


13. Heathers is my all-time fave movie


14. I probably own close to 2,000 cd's


15. I have a crush on Mark Ruffalo


16. I also have a crush on Alejandro Fernández


17. Dannii is better than Kylie


18. I have no idea what time I was born


19. Alaska is a goddess


20. I am a Capricorn


21. I love XXX female rappers; especially Choice


22. I am from Milwaukee, WI


23. I think tatoos are tacky


24. Therefore I have none


25. I have a slew of faghags


26. I have a BFA in Communication Design


27. I have known my best friend for 8 years


28. I lived in Mexico as a child briefly


29. I have never been to NYC


30. I have been to Europe 4 times before the age of 23


31. I am in debt


32. I hate white bread


33. I met my BF at a Tiffany concert last year (May 2003)


34. I suck at math


35. I could microwave a hotdog at age 3


36. I refuse to wear white


37. I love the word pussy


38. I laugh when people fall down


39. I drunk dial


40. Absolutely Fabulous is my all-time fave TV show


41. I moved to Chicago in August of 1999


42. My first crush was Lynda Carter


43. My first gay crush was Jordan Knight


44. I can not do a summersalt to save my life


45. I need to lose weight


46. I can't balance my check book


47. My job title is Art Director


48. I played w/ Barbies as a child


49. I still like to play w/ Barbies every now and then


50. I went to Catholic school


51. I have performed in drag more than once


52. I hated high school


53. I like to paint


54. I am a frustrated interior designer


55. I love British accents


56. Pedro Almodóvar is a genious


57. I am a Mac guy (as in computers)


58. My middle name is Héctor


59. I love trashy music


60. Sometimes I think I am stuck in the 80's


61. Fall is the best season


62. I love to cook


63. I still don't have a dog


64. I cry easily


66. the Misfits were better than the Holograms


67. I have a dirty mind


68. I am afraid of birds


69. I own too many shoes


70. I worked at Chuck-E-Cheese as a teen briefly


71. I want to learn to speak French & Italian


72. I like to drink


73. I hate summer


74. Halloween is my fave holiday


75. The first time I saw a Frida Kahlo painting in person I cried


76. I have the most amazing group of friends


77. I am social butterfly


78. I love to dance all night


79. I think Middle Eastern men are hot


80. I have a Hello Kitty toaster


81. I am addicted to HGTV


82. I am addicted to reading people's blogs


83. I wear glasses even though I don't have to


84. I never went to my prom


85. I did however go to my friend Glennys's prom when I was 22


86. Gay Porn rocks


87. I used to play the Ouija board


88. I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch


89. I used to wear shoes w/ 3"-7" platforms


90. I hate Bachata


91. My favorite Timbiriche is Bibi Gaytán


92. Muchachitas was my fave soap ever


93. I believe in ghosts


94. I am pro-choice


95. Sometimes I think I have ADD


96. Did I mention I hate my job?


97. My favorite bar in the world is Bryant's in Milwaukee


98. I love to sing loud in the car by myself especially to Mónica Naranjo


99. My only regret in life is not studying abroad


100. Ely Guerra is the most amazing person I have seen live